Top 10 Thoughts For The Day

10. Life is sexually transmitted.
9. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I am blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you hundreds of dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60`s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). Now take Blockbuster, for example: You're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigrations.