This Photo Really Needs A Caption

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I'll start it off:

Roger Sez: "Geez ... I didn't realize the board was so hot!"

Jacqueline Sez: "Watch me bull dog this shark"

Bryan sez: "Dude, I'm ripped!"

Sharon sez: "If you don't want to get wet then don't go in the water."

Anthony sez: "Did my Dr. Scholls spray wear off? board took off."

Bryan Sez: "And then, much to the surprise of the photographer, Bryan spread his long arms and flew away. He was never seen again..."

Dad sez: "While doing his famous 'Jump From One Board To The Next' trick, he was heard yelling, 'Where is that damn board?"

(From the archives: Bryan surfing in Honolulu, April 2004)