Runaway Train

Dateline: November 10, 2016

NEWS FLASH

HILLARY CLINTON IS DECLARED PRESIDENT

U.S. News Centers are reporting riots are breaking out throughout the country.

Millions of people do not believe the reported results, based upon the obviously overwhelming support for another, very popular, candidate.

"The Election Was Fixed," protest millions throughout the country.

"We will not recognize these results," state spokesmen for the majority of the protesters.

President Obama, today, announced from an undisclosed location, that because the election has resulted in unrelenting chaos, in order to preserve order, he has signed an Executive Order setting aside the election results and will continue as President until another election can be scheduled.

President Obama stated peaceful order must be established before any future election can be considered.

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Oh My!